Majestic Movie Go. Er. Movie Go-er.

Majestic Thorin went to go see a movie today. Thoughts, Thorin?

"Jack is an intrepid warrior.

However, he is not as majestic as I am."

Me: TELL IT LIKE IT IS MAJESTIC THORIN.

Majestic Dilemma.

Me: GASPPP!!!! I CANNOT FIND THORIN'S DWARVISH SWORD!!!!!

"Remain calm, unmajestic one. I will find it!"

"Kili, have you seen my majestic dwarvish blade?"

Wannabe Majestic Kili: "Um...."

"Kili...."

Kili: "I have shamed myself."

"Someday, nephew.

Someday, you may achieve majesty."

*looks on majestically*

Playground Thorin.

Me: Here Thorin, sit here.

"....a swing...

....a SWING....."

"This is audaciously unmajestic."

"A slide? Really? Children's drollery." 

*looks on majestically*

"If I didn't know better I'd think this was Kili's idea."

Me: DON'T BE MEAN TO KILI!!!!!

Majestic exploring.

"My majestic feet are getting cold."

Majestic optimism.

"Is that a raven?"

Me: No, it's just a crow.

 

"Nevertheless: I will take it as..."

"A GOOD OMEN."

Bagginses?

Says it all.

Jealosy is a scary monster- pt. 2

After Prince Caspain, Anakin (pre-Vader) decided to pay him a visit. He couldn't handle how much more majestic Thorin was then him.

"I'm a Jedi!" 

"I am Thorin son Thrain son Thror, King under the Mountain."

Me: "He's majestic!" 

Anakin: "I was the chosen one!" 

"Yes, but are you majestic?" 

"...you underestimate my power!" 

"Can you stare majestically off into the distance even as a plastic action figure?"

"...no. And my hand keeps falling off."

*looks majestically off into the distance*