You will have to wait for the majesty.

Unfortunately the device used for documenting Thorin's majesty, through no fault of this Lemon, has decided to stop working. (I think the sheer majesticness of Thorin killed it a bit. It, like most other things, has issues.) So for now, at least until I have fixed my camera/taken more pictures, you will have to wait for the majesty.

Just sayin'.

In the meantime:

I can't think of anything to say.

Just feast your eyes on the majesty.

In a hole in the wall...

"Observe my majesty." 

"Hellloooo up there."

Bella vs. Majestic Thorin.

"WE MEET AGAIN BELLA DAUGHTER OF MEW."

Bella: Awww, look at how cute I am, Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror King under the Mountain...

Bella: CUTE AND LETHAL!!!

"Back! Back!" 

"I EAT you now!"

"heeeeeelp"

Me: BELLA!!!!!!!!!

Lillie and Majestic Thorin

"Face me, cat!" 

Lillie: You're boring, little plastic man. 

Lillie: You're back?

"I have returned, feline!" 

Lillie: You smell funny.

"...this is very unmajestic." 

Lillie: Oops.

"THIS IS VERY UNMAJESTIC." 

"He's really not all that majestic." 

Me: BITE YOUR TONGUE LILLIE.

"This is not majestic." 

Lillie: Okay, let's snuggle.

"You are forgiven, cat." 

Lillie: Orrr on second thought...

"YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN CAT"

Majestic Suffering.

"I have been crushed. I can't get up." 

"My majesty is getting crushed."

Bella and Majestic Thorin

I came downstairs and found this transpiring. My cat, Bella, had THROWN MAJESTIC THORIN TO THE FLOOR.

Then, SHE TRIED TO EAT HIM!

"Help."

Lillie and Majestic Thorin.

Me: Here Lillie, get to know majestic Thorin.

Lillie: he smells majestic. 

"There is a large cat smelling my majestic hand."

Lillie: Human, take this away from me.

"HEEEELLLPPP" 

Lillie: Is someone going to take this away from me?

"I cannot believe you've left me here."

Further majesty.

"My majesty distracts from the background."

"It reminds me of the Long Lake at Esgaroth.

We must win back Erebor!" 

Me: Say cheese Thorin!

"No.

...I need only be majestic."

 

Majestic Movie Go. Er. Movie Go-er.

Majestic Thorin went to go see a movie today. Thoughts, Thorin?

"Jack is an intrepid warrior.

However, he is not as majestic as I am."

Me: TELL IT LIKE IT IS MAJESTIC THORIN.

Majestic Dilemma.

Me: GASPPP!!!! I CANNOT FIND THORIN'S DWARVISH SWORD!!!!!

"Remain calm, unmajestic one. I will find it!"

"Kili, have you seen my majestic dwarvish blade?"

Wannabe Majestic Kili: "Um...."

"Kili...."

Kili: "I have shamed myself."

"Someday, nephew.

Someday, you may achieve majesty."

*looks on majestically*

Playground Thorin.

Me: Here Thorin, sit here.

"....a swing...

....a SWING....."

"This is audaciously unmajestic."

"A slide? Really? Children's drollery." 

*looks on majestically*

"If I didn't know better I'd think this was Kili's idea."

Me: DON'T BE MEAN TO KILI!!!!!

Majestic exploring.

"My majestic feet are getting cold."

Majestic optimism.

"Is that a raven?"

Me: No, it's just a crow.

 

"Nevertheless: I will take it as..."

"A GOOD OMEN."

Bagginses?

Says it all.

Jealosy is a scary monster- pt. 2

After Prince Caspain, Anakin (pre-Vader) decided to pay him a visit. He couldn't handle how much more majestic Thorin was then him.

"I'm a Jedi!" 

"I am Thorin son Thrain son Thror, King under the Mountain."

Me: "He's majestic!" 

Anakin: "I was the chosen one!" 

"Yes, but are you majestic?" 

"...you underestimate my power!" 

"Can you stare majestically off into the distance even as a plastic action figure?"

"...no. And my hand keeps falling off."

*looks majestically off into the distance*