Majestic Suffering.

"I have been crushed. I can't get up." 

"My majesty is getting crushed."

Bella and Majestic Thorin

I came downstairs and found this transpiring. My cat, Bella, had THROWN MAJESTIC THORIN TO THE FLOOR.

Then, SHE TRIED TO EAT HIM!

"Help."

Lillie and Majestic Thorin.

Me: Here Lillie, get to know majestic Thorin.

Lillie: he smells majestic. 

"There is a large cat smelling my majestic hand."

Lillie: Human, take this away from me.

"HEEEELLLPPP" 

Lillie: Is someone going to take this away from me?

"I cannot believe you've left me here."

Further majesty.

"My majesty distracts from the background."

"It reminds me of the Long Lake at Esgaroth.

We must win back Erebor!" 

Me: Say cheese Thorin!

"No.

...I need only be majestic."

 

Majestic Movie Go. Er. Movie Go-er.

Majestic Thorin went to go see a movie today. Thoughts, Thorin?

"Jack is an intrepid warrior.

However, he is not as majestic as I am."

Me: TELL IT LIKE IT IS MAJESTIC THORIN.

Majestic Dilemma.

Me: GASPPP!!!! I CANNOT FIND THORIN'S DWARVISH SWORD!!!!!

"Remain calm, unmajestic one. I will find it!"

"Kili, have you seen my majestic dwarvish blade?"

Wannabe Majestic Kili: "Um...."

"Kili...."

Kili: "I have shamed myself."

"Someday, nephew.

Someday, you may achieve majesty."

*looks on majestically*

Playground Thorin.

Me: Here Thorin, sit here.

"....a swing...

....a SWING....."

"This is audaciously unmajestic."

"A slide? Really? Children's drollery." 

*looks on majestically*

"If I didn't know better I'd think this was Kili's idea."

Me: DON'T BE MEAN TO KILI!!!!!