While I was writing today, some of my action figures tried getting acquainted. I think none of them are quite comfortable with Thorin's majesty.
"I am Caspian, lord of the Telmarines!"
"I am Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror, King under the Mountain, and I am so majestic I don't even have to look at you while I'm fighting."
"Your majesticness is nothing compared to my waist-turning-sword-swinging action!!!"
"I have 24 points of articulation, two swords and an oakenshield."
"Some people just can't appreciate my majesty."
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