Majestic Thorin's Musical Tastes

Yesterday majestic Thorin accompanied me to Costco. He seemed particularly interested in the selection of CDs. (Well, I seemed particularly interested in the selection of CDs. Thorin was just along for the ride. In my pocket. Everywhere I went. I've regressed back to being an 8-year-old.)

We found this. Contrary to the word under it, it doesn't rule.

Thorin, however, was intrigued by this Bieber fellow, and asked me to tell him more.

I responded with this, and also with, "He's not even old enough to drive a car! Why

is this poor young boy being subjected to girls twice his age?!"

Thorin, being majestic, made no comment, other then,
"This is not majestic enough for me."

"I, Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror King under the Mountain....

...agree that this should be played loudly."

I, the Lemon Pessimist on Taunton Road, agree that it totally owns Justin Bieber.