Majestic exploring.

"My majestic feet are getting cold."

Majestic optimism.

"Is that a raven?"

Me: No, it's just a crow.

 

"Nevertheless: I will take it as..."

"A GOOD OMEN."

Bagginses?

Says it all.

Jealosy is a scary monster- pt. 2

After Prince Caspain, Anakin (pre-Vader) decided to pay him a visit. He couldn't handle how much more majestic Thorin was then him.

"I'm a Jedi!" 

"I am Thorin son Thrain son Thror, King under the Mountain."

Me: "He's majestic!" 

Anakin: "I was the chosen one!" 

"Yes, but are you majestic?" 

"...you underestimate my power!" 

"Can you stare majestically off into the distance even as a plastic action figure?"

"...no. And my hand keeps falling off."

*looks majestically off into the distance*

Jealousy is a scary monster.

While I was writing today, some of my action figures tried getting acquainted. I think none of them are quite comfortable with Thorin's majesty.

"I am Caspian, lord of the Telmarines!" 

"I am Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror, King under the Mountain, and I am so majestic I don't even have to look at you while I'm fighting." 

"Your majesticness is nothing compared to my waist-turning-sword-swinging action!!!" 

"I have 24 points of articulation, two swords and an oakenshield." 

"Some people just can't appreciate my majesty."

Majestic Thorin's Musical Tastes

Yesterday majestic Thorin accompanied me to Costco. He seemed particularly interested in the selection of CDs. (Well, I seemed particularly interested in the selection of CDs. Thorin was just along for the ride. In my pocket. Everywhere I went. I've regressed back to being an 8-year-old.)

We found this. Contrary to the word under it, it doesn't rule.

Thorin, however, was intrigued by this Bieber fellow, and asked me to tell him more.

I responded with this, and also with, "He's not even old enough to drive a car! Why

is this poor young boy being subjected to girls twice his age?!"

Thorin, being majestic, made no comment, other then,
"This is not majestic enough for me."

"I, Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror King under the Mountain....

...agree that this should be played loudly."

I, the Lemon Pessimist on Taunton Road, agree that it totally owns Justin Bieber.

Sleeping Accomodations

Until we win back Erebor, I am forced to repose in this:

It is certainly no Lonely Mountain.